Gentlemen just say no to scruncis. I’ve nothing against men wearing their hair long, hell I’m actually a fan of long hair on men. I also understand that the ponytail is somewhat of and inevitability with long hair. It gets in the way and is generally annoying. So I have accepted that the ponytail is the price the world pays for long haired men. ( Read more... )

If I were going to stalk a celebrity I think it would be Neil Gaiman. I mean he is nice to look at, okay if you dig that lanky unwashed in need of a hair cut thing like I do. But hear me out. It would be so much better than stalking the average celebrity. I mean there isn’t much competition. All his other stalkers are overweight dorky comic book ( Read more... )

I like trees. Trees are nice, mostly because they are not people. So they don’t talk, a plus, even better they don’t slather themselves in axe body spray ™ ©. They just have a nice tree-y smell and they’re content with that. Trees are much nicer than people. It almost makes me want to become one of those recluse serial killer types who abandon ( Read more... )